Today: A rundown of what’s happening in March, The COVID-19 hotels are not getting good reviews, A recap from the Golden Globes and debating the “Racial Undertones” in Dr Seuss books. … Read more
Category: Podcasts
Potato Head Goes Gender Neutral And Your Roomba Is Drunk
Mr. Potato Head goes gender neutral, Gas prices are getting stupid again, The AstraZeneca vaccine is now approved in Canada, Your Roomba may be acting weird, Peter Gotti died, An important question to ask in a job interview, and Twitter is about to start charging for “Bonus Content“. … Read more
A Loophole In The Quarantine Hotel Requirement?
Some travelers are ignoring the quarantine hotel requirement, The Top TSA airport finds of 2020, What we are doing wrong in the kitchen, eating Peanut Butter from the jar, A nasty divorce with a twist, Oreo flavours are popular, and explaining why Marco Muzzo got parole.… Read more
3 Kids Kicked Out Of School Because Mom Has An OnlyFans Account
Three kids were kicked out of a Catholic school because Mom is on OnlyFans, An update on Tiger Woods, Your toothbrush is probably not covered in poop, Your car might need an oil change, COVID restrictions, and Alien encounters. … Read more
It’s Rude To Park Infront Of Someone Else’s House
Parking in front of someone else’s house, Rachael’s skydiving fall on The Bachelor was epic, Driving around in a dirty car, The Quarantine Hotel, and dating famous people. … Read more
Customs Intercepted A Shipment Of Cereal That Was Frosted With Cocaine
The government needs to fix the rule capping indoor occupancy at 10 people, A new survey finds a lot of people want to travel, The plane that caught fire mid-air this weekend, Cocaine covered frosted flakes, New border rules are now in effect and more. … Read more
The Most Hated Rock Bands In The World
Dave Blezard joins us to talk about the most hated rock bands, the Royal Family, alien life on Mars and more. … Read more
It’s National Drink Wine Day
Lots of stats on wine drinking, Doug Ford said Andrea Horwath’s critiques are like “nails on a chalkboard”, Peel Region & Toronto want to stay in lockdown, Winter driving makes people nervous, A woman claims the wind got her pregnant, Women and their ex’s, and Why a man left a 5-star resort 1 star review. … Read more
The Adam Sandler Movies That Need A Sequel
Happy Gilmore turns 25, Yesterday didn’t feel much like a reopening, Proposed new gun laws in Canada, Dr Theresa Tam says the variants are a ticking time bomb, A male massage with a twist, A woman that got heated over a dozen donuts, A new Blockbuster Video eye shadow set and a man got his junk stuck in a metal … Read more
There Are No Good electric Snowblowers And Today Is Reopening Day
Valentine’s Day was different, Trudeau is sending the military to the border, Electric snow blowers aren’t great, Scam phone calls and The Bachelor. … Read more
Missed Connections For National Singles Awareness Day
In honour of National Singles Awareness Day, here is a collection of our favourite Missed Connections from 2020. Happy Family Day!… Read more
March Break Is Moving To April And An Update On Gorilla Glue Girl
It’s Friday so Dave Blezard joins us. Today: March Break has been pushed back a few weeks, Gorilla Glue girl got the glue out, Emojis to describe your long weekend, A proposed new condom law in California, and Valentine’s Day plans.… Read more
Trudeau Phoned India To Ask For Vaccines And Our Favourite Bars
Scott & Kat’s favourite bars, Justin is asking everybody to throw us some vaccines, The Leafs are in first place, Drunk Tom Brady is awesome, The traits you want in a partner, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees and a woman attacked by a deer in her own home. … Read more
Kat Might Consider Streaking For The Right Amount Of Money
The Super Bowl streaker, Facebook doesn’t seem to like the Aunt Jemima change, COVID-19 in the schools, Changing your passwords after a break-up, Flair Air is coming to KW, Falling in love on Zoom, Jeans are history, and Kat watched the Britney documentary. … Read more
Lockdown Is Ending And How Much Viagara Is Too Much?
We cover a lot in this edition. Here is the rundown: A man was caught with $100k worth of viagara, your dentist can tell what you’ve been sucking on, The woman who used Gorilla Glue in her hair, National Pizza Day, Wine for Valentine’s Day, and Why is it so hard for people to understand the how we will come … Read more
Good But Not Great – A Full Super Bowl Wrap
A full wrap on the Super Bowl including comments from Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes. Plus: A Bachelorette spoiler, Doug Ford is ready to talk about reopening, A guy who swallowed an AirPod, and a new scented candle for one night stands. … Read more
Dave Blezard Joins Us To Talk About Super Bowl Weekend And Premature Ejaculation
Today: Lots of the Super Bowl. Plus: The video circulating of a Barrie Police officer arresting a skateboarder, Why do drug companies keep stalling our vaccines and a new study on how many men may be hiding premature ejaculation. … Read more
Most Schools Reopen On Monday – Stop Complaining About It
Stop complaining about schools; we need to get on with it, Nike has new shoes that are easier to put on, Your dirty fridge, People’s sex drives have increased, Why non-football fans watch Super Bowl and the National Lacrosse League season has been cancelled. … Read more
How Long Does It Take To Build A Vaccine Factory?
Canada is taking way too long to start producing vaccines, the Golden Globe nominations are out, The Bachelor is not coming to Canada, An announcement about schools is coming today, A brutal assignment given by a grade 6 teacher, a large asteroid is on the way and the Shamrock Shake returns next week.… Read more
The Biggest Problem With Buying A Home Is The Down Payment Banks Want
Wiarton Willie predicts an early Spring, the real estate market is insane right now, Courtside Karen got into it with LeBron James last night, The Bachelor was wild last night, making COVID vaccines in Canada and WE NEED TO REOPEN.… Read more
New Travel Restrictions Are In Place
TGIF …. Thank God it’s February.
Today: new travel restrictions are in effect, it’s Super Bowl week and the Governor General is getting a package that’s great for her but terrible for tax payers. … Read more
A Modern Day Chastity Belt And The Ideal Number Of Sexual Partners
A man had a deadly orgasm, A new lawsuit against Subway, A modern day chastity belt, New details on The Weeknd’s Super Bowl performance, The ideal number of sexual partners and explain what happened this week on Wall Street.… Read more
A New Option For COVID Testing – Anal Swabs
You can get an anal COVID test, It’s really cold out right now, Vaccine news, The Raptors are disappointing right now, A really dumb driver in a lambo, what stressed us out in 2020 and the report on the Governor General is out. … Read more
Ryan Imgrunds Joins Us To Talk COVID And When We Can Open Schools Again
Biostatistician Ryan Imgrund joins us to talk about the latest COVID numbers.
Plus: A Canadian is paying $55 million to go to space, Taking your overseas relatives to Niagara Falls, Bill Morneau is great at quitting and why swearing is actually a good thing. … Read more
Stop Using Erection Cream To Plump Up Your Lips
We need a new intro, We are getting snow today, The Bachelor is getting stupid, Some people are using erection cream on their lips, Starbucks aprons mean different things, What did the Liberal say about other Liberals, McDonalds Canada needs to get some US stuff, and Budweiser has a new plan for the Super Bowl.… Read more
It Has Been Exactly One Year Since COVID-19 Came To Canada
Looking back on a year of COVID-19 in Canada. How much has changed and how much has not changed.
Plus …. the Bills are out and Tom Brady is going back to the Super Bowl. … Read more
When Your Boss Is A Pr–k
Dave Blezard joins us to discuss: The Governor General has stepped down, America is a little different lately, the Bernie Sanders memes are amazing, Gifting lottery tickets and the prize in the bottom of a case of beer, Celebrating Valentine’s Day as a married couple and more. … Read more
What People Don’t Want For Valentines Day And Joe Biden’s Inauguration
Joe Biden is now President, What people do NOT want for Valentine’s Day, Having an imaginary friend, Blow-up dolls and today’s date is neat (kinda).… Read more
He Is Gone – Now Everyone Needs To Calm Down And Be Nice
Donald Trump is out and Joe Biden is in. Biden fans should enjoy today but be nice.
Plus: Canada has a major vaccine shortage, a COVID-19 vaccine in pill form, Sneezing with a mask on, and more. … Read more
New Datings Terms For 2021 And Wedding Music Is The Worst
It’s Donald Trump’s last full day in office, An exploding Vagina scented candle, New dating terms for 2021, A lot of STD’s could be coming, Wedding DJ’s are different, Resetting social media, Actors who always play the same role, and more. … Read more
He Thinks Athletes Should Get The Vaccine First Because They Pay Much Higher Taxes
Charles Barkley thinks athletes should get priority for the vaccine, The first weekend under a stay-at-home order, The NFL divisional playoffs, Joe Biden gets sworn in on Wednesday, It’s Blue Monday, A man got a small reward for performing CPR, A neat birthday cake hack, And would you rather a raise or an extra day off each month? … Read more
The Bills Mafia Will Be Wild This Weekend
Dave Blezard joins us to talk about the Buffalo Bills, Joe Biden, Pitbull and the new Ontario Stay-at-Home order.… Read more
The Armie Hammer Situation Is Messed Up And The Stay-at-Home Order Is In Effect
More discussion about the provincial stay-at-home orders, A hospital CEO is suing over wrongful dismissal, Armie Hammer, and Joe Biden called in the stars of Hollywood for his big day next week. … Read more
Explaining The Provincial Stay At Home Order
New rules came down yesterday. This is the latest step towards lockdown. We discuss what changed and what’s next.
Plus: The House will try to impeach Donald Trump for a second time today. … Read more
The Vaccine Shortage And A Hairy Box For Valentines Day
We have a serious shortage of vaccines, Ontario is not getting a curfew yet, Gas prices are way too high, A hairy box for Valentine’s Day, The Bachelor was wild last night and a swinger party got busted in Argentina. … Read more
We Have A Lot To Talk About Today
Welcome to season 4. Today …. politicians traveling over the holidays and the assault on the US Capitol building.
Also: Scott got his puppy and Missed Connections.… Read more
Dave Blezard Joins Us For The Last Episode Of 2020
This one covers a lot of territory. Dave Blezard joins us for the last episode of 2020. We talk about dog boners, wrapping gifts, sex on Christmas Day and more.
Thanks for a great year friends. We are on vacation until January 11. Merry Christmas and happy new year. … Read more
Tayshia Has Made Her Choice And Government Websites Are Not User Friendly
Special guest today: Hear OPP Sgt Kerry Schmidt at the end of today’s podcast.
Also: The government should merge all of their websites into one, Tayshia made a questionable choice last night, A major cheeseballs spill on the highway, Some plane passengers wanted off and a nice story about a family reunited with their dog. … Read more
Angelo Calls In For A Chat
Our former producer Angelo (from season 1) drops by to catch up, Scott tried the new PC cookie pie, Women pranking men over feminine hygiene products, Scott went for a COVID-19 test yesterday and lockdown begins on Boxing Day. … Read more
Lockdown Is Coming And Ariana Grande Got Engaged
We have a special guest tomorrow. Don’t miss it!
Today: A Christmas lockdown is coming, Ariana Grande got engaged, Miley Cyrus might have suggested a threesome with Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello, Dua Lipa was amazing on SNL, The Christmas Star will be visible this week and Missed Connections from December 21, 2020. … Read more