Couple Plans To Host A Huge Post-Coronavirus Orgy

In an effort to give their neighbors a laugh during the coronavirus pandemic, a couple recently posted 30 flyers advertising an Avengers-themed “Post Pandemic Pan-Philadelphia Orgy” around their South Philly neighborhood. While the event started as a joke, the pair have received so many inquiries that they now intend to actually host it.  “The orgy is on,” the couple — a lighting engineer named Bob and a sex therapist named Alyssa, who withheld their last names — told the NY Post.  Neither have ever attended an orgy, but both now feel they’re obligated to hold one as soon as it’s safe to do so.  “This would be new territory for us, but it’s something that we’ve been open to,” says Alyssa, 29, who identifies as bisexual.  “I identify as heterosexual but open to new experiences,” says Bob, 25, adding he has had “small group experiences,” but nothing he’d call an orgy.

The two started dating in December, after meeting in a local bar, but decided to quarantine when the pandemic hit and have found themselves quite compatible, and grateful to not be among the sexless masses.  “Humanity is currently in the middle of the largest dry spell in all of history, that’s what inspired the flyers,” Bob says.  “It may seem strange to advertise an orgy in such a public way, but yes, we wanted to bring a smile to our neighbors’ faces,” he says.  “The demand is overwhelming,” says Bob, estimating they’ve gotten emails from some 80 people so far, maybe half of them serious potential participants, in addition to countless internet comments.  As for the Avengers theme, “We just like spandex, bodysuits and tights,” says Alyssa. “It seemed like a sexy, easy theme, and since this is new for us, it felt good to have some direction.” Plus, both agree, it’ll naturally incorporate masks.

Photo Credit: Bob and Alyssa, orgy co-organizers.

 

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Scott Fox and Kat Callaghan