The 2020 Goop Gift Guide is the exact distraction that we need right now. Thank you, Gwyneth Paltrow! It includes a vulva coloring book, A bun lamp and lights, made from real bread. Also, there’s a big issue we all have here in the summer. Transporting Watermelons. She’s out to help by introducing us to the Watermelon bag. A bag made to carry a large round Watermelon so we never have to strain our backs or have it rip through your grocery bag or roll all over the floor of your car ever again! The guide also includes a $7,500 home birthing chair, and last but not least: we heard of the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle. Introducing the “this smells like my vagina” perfume!
Other fun items:
Avocado Green Mattress – $38,000
‘Handcrafted to your unique comfort preferences and style, including firmness, wood finish, base style, and height’
Pyramid-shaped dresser – $35,000
In case you’re wondering why it’s pricey, Goop says it, “energetically lifts the vibrations of whatever room it’s in.”
Edie Parker Ouija board – $1,995
A “hand-poured, glitter-bombed acrylic” spirit board that is sure to be a conversation starter — literally — at the dinner table.
The “Studypod” – $13,600
A portable single-person study room that could be set up anywhere, even the great outdoors. It comes with a detachable desk so it can become a yoga studio or even a bedroom.