Xbox Deodorant And Body Wash Will Let You Smell Like A Gamer

A new line of grooming products called Xbox Lynx embodies a fragrance that some might rather avoid than apply: that of a gamer.  The collaboration is between Xbox and Axe body spray parent companies Microsoft and Unilever.  This scent features “top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood.”  Instead of three-day old trail mix and “Call of Duty” carnage, its ingredient list contains “a range of natural essential oils,” including a “pulsing green citrus.”  Colored the same radioactive green as Mountain Dew, this new body spray, deodorant and shower gel pack will be test-marketed beginning next month in Australia and New Zealand.  Is an expansion to the US market on the horizon? It sure doesn’t appear that the man behind the creation of the Xbox wants that to happen.  “I seriously and honestly have no comment,” says Xbox developer Seamus Blackley on Twitter of the new product line. “I have no idea what a comment would even be on this. I’m rankly thinking of just going and drinking heavily at this point.”

Photo Credits: Aaron Greenberg via Twitter

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Scott Fox
Scott Fox