Man Blames The Cat For His Wife Being Pregnant

A man and his wife are now pregnant after a slight mishap with the cat and their condoms.  The couple, who already have one child, were planning to have a second child until the coronavirus pandemic hit.  Since his wife felt sick on the pill, the two decided to use condoms as a form of birth control.  And despite the protection being 98% effective when used correctly, the couple still got pregnant after having sex.  But it was actually because their cat snuck into the couple’s drawers and pierced all of their condoms.  Posting his story on Reddit, he said: “We thought rubbers would be enough, but that’s where our cat comes in…”  He added: “It’s so bad that for weeks after adopting him I thought there was poltergeist in the house because each morning I’d wake up to find every single cabinet door in the kitchen wide open!

The man usually stored the condoms in the bathroom drawer with his Q-tips, which the pet loved to shred.  But when the dad noticed shiny gold condom wrappers scattered around the drawer, he didn’t think anything of it at first.  He continued: “I just cleaned up the destroyed Q-tips and put the condoms that had spilled everywhere back into their box without a concern in the world.”  Later that night, the dad grabbed one of the condoms “thinking nothing of what happened earlier.”  It wasn’t until three weeks later when his wife began to experience pregnancy symptoms and had a test.  They were baffled and questioned how it could have happened considering they were using protection.  But that’s until the man remembered what happened with the cat.  He explained: “Suddenly it hits me… that damned cat.  I ran over to bathroom drawer where I kept the condoms, dumped out the box on the counter and started to inspect each miserable little foil square.  Sure enough, several had noticeable scratches, teeth marks, and even full blown punctures in them…Which leads me to f**k up number two, not checking to see if the cat chewed on any of my rubbers weeks before when he had gotten into that drawer.”  Now the two are getting ready to welcome their second child, with the man adding: “Can’t wait to explain to my new son or daughter one day that they owe their existence to the family cat!

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Scott Fox and Kat Callaghan