A toy replica of the rocket that Jeff Bezos flew in will soon be for sale. The phallic shaped rocket toy, known as the Blue Origin New Shepard rocket can be pre-ordered now, and will be available in November.
Three things —
1. It actually flies (that’s kinda cool if you like flying sex toys, it’s an extra $40 though)
2. It sells for $69. Not kidding.
3. It says it is meant for your desktop at home or in the office. Just know that people will definitely think it’s a dildo. For sure.
The post reads “Recreate the excitement of launch day or keep this 1/66th scale New Shepard model rocket on your desktop as a souvenir from the historic moment this year when four individuals became astronauts.” PRE-ORDER HERE…