Study Finds The Majority Of Serial Killers Are Taurus

The folks over at Britain’s “the Mirror” have compiled a serial killer / astrological sign round-up, finding that the majority of bloodthirsty evildoers are Taurus.  “[Taurus] are devoted, patient and hard-working, traits which can make for a great personality in someone who is stable and good-natured, and an evil manipulator in someone who is not,” according to the paper.  Among the psychos born between April 20 and May 20 include H. H. Holmes, America’s first modern serial killer; Michael Ryan, the man behind the Hungerford Massacre; David Copeland the London Nail Bomber; the Canadian child killer Karla Homolka; cannibal Albert Fish, the “Werewolf of Wysteria; Levi Bellfield the British child killer and rapist; Orville Lynn Majors; Robert Black, the Scottish serial killer, and pedophile; Brit Steve Wright, and Martha Beck”.

Here are notable killers for each sign of the zodiac:

  • Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Lee Boyd Malvo, Joel Rifkin, Luis Alfredo Garavito
  • Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): John Wayne Gacy, Aileen Wuornos
  • Aries (March 21-April 19): Alexander Pichushkin, John Reginald Christie
  • Taurus (April 20-May 20): H.H. Holmes, Michael Ryan, Albert Fish, David Copeland, Levi Bellfield, Robert Black, Steve Wright, Orville Lynn Majors
  • Gemini (May 21-June 20): Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkowitz, Ted Kaczynski
  • Cancer (June 21-July 22): Robert Maudsley
  • Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Myra Hindley, Anatoly Onoprienko
  • Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Ed Gein, Albert DeSalvo, Henry Lee Lucas
  • Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Fred West, Beverley Allitt
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Moses Sithole, Robert Pickton, Fritz Haarman
  • Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Ted Bundy, Dennis Nilsen, Rose West
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): John Allen Muhammad, Harold Shipman, Stephen Griffiths

Story: The Mirror

Photo Credit: Vector illustration

 

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Scott Fox and Kat Callaghan