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Dunkin’ Teams Up With Snoop Dogg To Introduce A Beyond Meat Breakfast Sandwich

Snoop Dogg is making sandwiches out of doughnuts.  Together with Dunkin’, Snoop has announced the debut of the new “Beyond D-O-Double G Sandwich,” a breakfast sandwich made with a plant-based Beyond Breakfast Sausage patty, egg, cheese, and two glazed doughnut halves for buns.  “When I got the chance to work at Dunkin’ for the Beyond Sausage Sandwich Read more

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The Province Is Looking For A New Phone System For Jail Inmates

The province says it’s working on a procurement process for a modernized phone system for inmates in provincial jails. Inmates are currently only able to place collect calls to landlines but the new system would allow them to call cellphones and international numbers. Advocates say the current system is punitive and restricts the ability of inmates to maintain employment, housing … Read more

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Plane Making Emergency Landing Yesterday Dumped Fuel On Nearby Schools

Officials in California want answers after a mist of jet fuel dumped by an airliner making an emergency return to Los Angeles International Airport fell on several schools. About 56 children and adults suffered minor skin and lung irritation. Nobody needed to go to hospital, but they did need to have the fuel scrubbed off.  Delta Air Lines says the … Read more

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Iran’s President Warns That European Soldiers In The Middle East May Be In Danger

Iran’s president is warning that European soldiers deployed in the Middle East — quote – “may be in danger.” This comes after Britain, France and Germany challenged Iran over breaking the limits of the 2015 nuclear deal. Hassan Rouhani made the comment today during a televised Cabinet meeting. It marks the first time Rouhani has threatened Europe.

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Episode 148 – Scott Had A Strange Encounter At The Keg

Scott ran into someone who knew him at The Keg, Scott’s martini recipe, It’s so cold in western Canada, we don’t miss going to clubs and more. … Read more

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Beer And Wine Sales Dropped Last Year As People Discovered Hard Seltzers

Last year wine drinking in the U.S. went down by almost 1%.  That’s the first time in 25 years that wine drinking went down and not up. Beer drinking went down for the fourth straight year, dropping 2.3%. But overall Americans drank more alcohol last year than they did in 2018 and even spent more on booze.  So what replaced … Read more

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Iran Has Arrested An Unknown Number Of Suspects For Shooting Down The Ukrainian Plane

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani wants a special court set up to try those responsible for shooting down a Ukrainian plane that killed all 176 people on board — including 57 Canadians. Iran’s judiciary now says arrests have been made, but there’s no word how many people have been detained or who they are.

Canadian air-crash investigators are getting their first … Read more

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Apple Is Offering Free Replacement For Battery Cases After Discovering Flaw That Prevents Them From Charging

Customers who bought a phone-charging case for two newer iPhone models may be eligible for a free replacement.   Apple says it will replace cases with built-in chargers purchased for its XS, XS Max, and XR models after issues prevented them from charging the case itself in addition to problems charging the devices they were attached to.  Luckily, charging and not … Read more

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Man Hospitalized With 3-Day Erection After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

A man in Mexico has been hospitalized after he purchased a “sexual stimulant” typically used for breeding animals. The man went to a hospital in Reynosa, at the U.S.-Mexico border, after he developed an erection that lasted three days. This cock & bull story began when he ingested a drug used to stimulate cattle for insemination. He told … Read more

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Cheetos Announces An Official Name For Dusty Cheese Residue On Your Fingers

The dusty-cheese byproduct of eating Cheetos that consumers, for decades, have sometimes described as “Cheetos fingers” now has an official term:… Read more

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A Couple Of High Profile Court Cases Will Be Heard In Toronto Today

Sentencing gets underway today for the woman caught on video throwing a chair off a balcony near the Gardiner Expressway. Marcella Zoia pleaded guilty to one count of mischief causing danger to life in November. She admitted to … Read more

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Today Microsoft Ends Support And Updates For Windows 7

Millions of PCs will stop receiving security updates today as Microsoft ends support for the Windows 7 operating system.  PCs running Windows 7 will still function but Microsoft will no longer provide technical support, software updates or security fixes.  The technology giant will use full-screen pop-up notifications on devices running the decade old system to try to convince users to … Read more

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Update On Job Action By The Various Teacher Unions

The union representing Ontario’s French-language teachers will be announcing their next move today. They’re one of many unions currently in labour negotiations with the Ontario government. The union representing high school teachers is planning another one-day strike at some boards for tomorrow, while the province’s elementary school and Catholic teachers have announced day-long job actions for next week. The Ontario … Read more

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Episode 147 – The Vagina Scented Candle And Missed Connections

Gweneth Paltrow’s new vagina scented candle, The Leafs are terrible when they play in Florida, Diego the stud tortoise, the Oscar nominations, the Royals are meeting today, the situation at the Pickering Nuclear Plant and Missed Connections from Monday January 13, 2020. … Read more

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Episode 146 – First Date Sex And Missed Connections

How long people wait to have sex in a new relationship, the Beer Store needs to get better at chilling beer, Another hacked road sign, new details on Harry & Megan and Missed Connections from Friday January 10, 2019.… Read more

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Converse Is Selling A Wedding Collection For Brides And Grooms

On your wedding day, you can be on your feet for hours. Between getting ready, the ceremony and then dancing the night away at the reception, wearing heels for that long might give you a few blisters. So if you want to wear flats but still fit with the wedding style, Converse has released a whole range of wedding trainers, … Read more

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Stud Tortoise Gets To Retire After Fathering About 1,700 Offspring

At the ripe old age of about 130, Diego the Galapagos tortoise is retiring from his role as stud reptile. Brought to the U.S., sometime around 1930, Diego spent 30 years in the San Diego Zoo’s breeding program. He was returned to Ecuador in 1977 to help the endangered tortoise population on Espanola Island. This year, Ecuador’s environmental ministry announced … Read more

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Today Is The Royal Meeting – Meghan Will Call In Rather Than Attend In Person

Today is the day. The Queen is hosting a family meeting to work out a future for Prince Harry and Meghan. This comes after their dramatic decision to walk away from senior royal roles. Elizabeth has summoned Harry, Prince William and Prince Charles there for a meeting on Monday. Meghan — who is here in Canada right now — will … Read more

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Ontario Government Launches Full Investigation Into Yesterday’s Pickering Nuclear Alert

The Ontario government says it will fully investigate how a false alarm about an incident at the Pickering nuclear power plant could have happened. People across the province woke up to the alert yesterday morning, which warned of an unspecified incident that didn’t require any evacuations. Another alert was sent shortly after stating that the original message had been sent … Read more

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Truck Rollover Leaves One Dead And Two Injured In Mississauga

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A driver is dead following a dramatic three-vehicle collision involving a stolen tractor trailer in Mississauga late last night. It happened at an Esso gas station near Mavis Road and Eglinton Avenue.  As a result of the crash, the truck flipped over onto its side, crashed into the Esso sign and took out various … Read more

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New HBO Docuseries Claims McDonald’s Monopoly Used To Be Rigged

Think about all the time you spent diligently collecting your McDonald’s Monopoly game pieces.  Well, a lot of that time was wasted and you had no chance of winning. That’s according to a new docuseries that claims between 1995 and 2001, the game was rigged.  But, not by McDonald’s themselves.  They were paying out prize money. But it wasn’t luck … Read more

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Prime Minister Trudeau Says The Ukraine Airlines Flight Was Shot Down By A Missile

The head of Iran’s national aviation department is denying Western allegations the Ukraine International Airlines flight that crashed near Tehran earlier this week was brought down by an Iranian surface-to-air missile. Both Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and U.S. President Donald Trump have said a strike might have been unintentional. Iran is now calling for both Canada and the U.S. to … Read more

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It’s Now Officially Considered Rude To Leave Someone A Voicemail

According to a new book about 21st century etiquette, leaving someone a voicemail is now officially considered “rude”. The book is called, “Kill Reply All: A Modern Guide to Online Etiquette“. The author argues that there’s, “no purpose for voicemails in the modern age.”  And having to sit through a two-minute message is “… Read more

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New Research Confirms The Health Benefits Of Regularly Drinking Green Tea

The next time you reach for a cup of tea, try green tea — if you want to prolong your life.  That’s according to a new study recently concluded by researchers with the Chinese Academy of Medical Sciences.  Researchers found “habitual” tea drinkers — whom they defined as drinking tea at least three or more times a week — had … Read more

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A Huge Amount Of Rain And Freezing Rain Is Expected Tomorrow

Bore you make any plans for tomorrow, check the weather. A special weather statement is still in effect for southern Ontario as a winter storm approaches. At this point it looks like we will get a ton of rain. Global News Meteorologist Anthony Farnell says tomorrow alone we could get the amount of rain that we typically get in January Read more

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Episode 145 – Harry And Megan Want Out

Harry and Megan are taking a step back from the Royal Family, Leonardo DiCaprio is a hero and a few other top stories for today. … Read more

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Updated Special weather Statements For This Weekend

A special weather statement is still in effect for southern Ontario as Saturday’s winter storm approaches.  It’s still too early to say if it will be rain, freezing rain or snow but we do know there is a lot of moisture in the system that’s heading our way.  Travel is expected to be hazardous.

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If You Have TikTok You Need To Download The Latest Update Right Away – Security Flaw Discovered

The app TikTok has been forced to fix serious security flaws which could have allowed hackers to take control of users’ accounts and access sensitive info.  The app now has more than a billion users around the world – despite being banned in China, where its parent company ByteDance is based.   Cybersecurity experts at CheckPoint Research discovered two glaring security … Read more

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Heinz Will Launched HoneyRacha Sauce With A 30 Second Super Bowl Commercial

Heinz is preparing to release another condiment mash-up called “HoneyRacha”. You may recall they released MayoChup (mayonnaise and ketchup) and MayoCue (mayonnaise and barbecue sauce) back in 2018. “HoneyRacha” is a mix of honey and Sriracha sauce. They confirmed to Delish that it will be coming to shelves soon and would be making an appearance in its upcoming Super Bowl … Read more

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Restaurant Now Charging Money For Asking Stupid Questions

You may have heard there’s “no such thing as a stupid question.” Well, not at Tom’s Diner. In fact, it’ll cost you.  The beloved diner in Denver, Colorado, has recently gained some attention online after a customer uploaded a photo of their receipt to Reddit.  At first, the tab reads normally: “1 Side Mashed Potatoes $2.99, 1 Chick … Read more

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Ontario Catholic Teachers Will Begin Work-To-Rule On Monday If No Agreement Is Reached

The union representing Ontario’s Catholic teachers will be at the bargaining table with the provincial government today. It’s the first day of scheduled talks between the province and the Ontario English Catholic Teacher’s Association. If the talks don’t go well today and tomorrow, the union has indicated it’s prepared to launch a work-to-rule campaign on Monday. All the province’s teachers … Read more

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Trudeau Speaks As Iran Releases An Initial Report On The Cause Of The Plane Crash

Iran’s “initial report” into the crash of the Ukrainian jetliner that killed 176 offered no immediate explanation as to why it happened. The report does say the crew did not declare an emergency or make a call for help. It says the plane was trying to turn back to the airport in Tehran when it went down. The … Read more

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Episode 144 – The Conflict With Iran And Smell Dating

The crisis with Iran, where is Justin Trudeau, a winter storm might be on the way and smell dating is a new option for single people. … Read more

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Episode 143 – The Bachelor Premiere And Tim Bits Cereal

Tim Horton’s now has a cereal, The Bachelor premiere was last night, the Leafs forgot about McDavid, a man got fired for talking bad about his company on Twitter And … a woman is asking if she is an A**Hole on Reddit. Find out why.… Read more

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Episode 142 – Edibles, Perfect Bodies And Missed Connections

Edibles are legal as of today but there is a supply shortage. 1 in 3 would give up sex for a year to have the perfect body. Scott’s son committed to an NCAA school and Missed Connections from Monday January 6, 2020.… Read more

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A Multiple Shooting Situation Is Unfolding Right Now In Ottawa

Ottawa Police are continuing to investigate of a multiple shooting incident that occurred on the 400 block of Gilmour Street this morning at about 7:30am. Police were called to the scene after reports of multiple gun shots. Once on scene officers found several people injured. At this time, three people have been transported to hospital with serious injuries and one … Read more

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Thunderstorms Hitting Australia Today As Wildfires Continue To Burn Out Of Control

Firefighters in Australia’s New South Wales state are trying to take advantage of thunderstorms and showers today. They’re consolidating containment lines around more than 110 blazes and patrolling for lightning strikes. The unprecedented fire crisis in southeast Australia has left 26 people, destroyed 2,000 homes and shrouded major cities in smoke. Prime Minister Scott Morrison has faced fierce criticism for … Read more

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British Woman Sent To Jail After Drunken Rampage Where She Propositioned Men To Join Her In The Lavatory

A British woman has now been jailed for going on a drunken rampage on an Etihad flight from Abu Dhabi to Manchester after asking men to join her in the “mile-high club.”  20-year old Demi Burton, who boarded the May 9, 2019, flight while already sloshed, continued to drink wine until the flight attendants told her she could … Read more

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A Big Winter Storm Could Hit This Weekend – Special Weather Statement In Effect

It’s still a few days away and things could change but you need to start preparing for a possible significant winter storm coming this weekend. Environment Canada has issued a special weather statement for southern Ontario as the storm approaches.  Right now it looks like snow, rain and freezing rain are all possible. It’s likely going to be a combination … Read more

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Plane Crash In Iran Overnight Killed 63 Canadians

Ukraine’s foreign minister says 63 Canadians were killed in a plane crash just outside Tehran, Iran. The Boeing 737-800 carried 176 passengers and crew — none of whom survived the crash shortly after takeoff. Foreign Minister Vadim Prystaiko says 82 Iranian and 11 Ukrainians were also on board as well as Swedish, Afghan, British and German nationals. Both Ukrainian and … Read more

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